Miss Beer

The pretty bartender says what’ll it be
the boy says Miss beer and will you go out with me
she politely refuses every boy who chooses
to try to gain a little bit of love’s ground
so Miss Beer I’m not coming on to you
I’m just hanging around

Chorus

Miss Beer I’m not going to hit on you
Miss Beer I just want a drink or two
Miss Beer I’m not going to hit on you
I’m not that way you’ll see
but I’m going to play it cool
sit on this bar stool
until you hit on me

Romeos and millionaires are trying their best
but she’s breaking hearts from the east end of the bar to the west
it’s a dark beer tragedy but it’s her strict policy
not to take you imbibers to heart or to bed
so Miss Beer I’m not coming on to you
and I’ll have a coffee to clear your head

Chorus

Bridge

At the bottom of a bottle a boy asks Miss are you a Supermodel
another one is offerin’ to buy you a beer for a smile
“Miss let’s get married” we hear a boy shout
but the bar room door’s got the only threshold and he’s being carried out
and all the boys they can drink and boast
I think I’ll go and play some Foosball for a while

Chorus

© 2006 David Harris

http://www.DavidHarris.com libertybeach@mail.com All songs written by David Harris. Copyright 2006 Liberty Beach Music, BMI. Used by permission.

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